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Wonder why your wife cheats?
Oh, I can tell you.
Because her lover treats her better than you ever have.
The first time she slept with him, he said, “I’ve wanted this for so long.” And, “this is so amazing.” And, “you are perfect.”
He praises her. What did you do?
You wiped yourself off after sex and didn’t even offer her a towel. Not even a look back on the way to the shower. No, “thanks, babe,” with a deep kiss and warm washcloth. No, “I wish I had time for more” with a wink.
You went on with your day. You didn’t check in with her.
“Hey, babe, how are you doing?”
What did he do? He texts when he has a free minute, “Thinking of my hands on either side of your face.”
She’s melting.
“I’m wishing I was kissing your ears right now.”
You don’t stand a chance, dude. Not a one. Your lady is already long gone.
You hardly look at her. Or touch her when the lights are on. Instead, a quick closed-mouth peck on the lips maybe, never lingering for even half a second.
He touches her. Cups her breasts. Kisses gently. Caresses her tummy and ass while appreciating what she’s offering. “This curve right here,” he said softly. “I want to remember this.”
He makes her feel gorgeous even when she’s not.
You close your eyes during sex so tightly that she wonders, “What you are thinking about?” You reply, “nothing.”
He wants her to open her eyes. “Watch me, baby,” as his body pounds into hers. “I need to see you.” She opens her eyes and her body. You don’t notice either.
You choose to chastise. “Why do you have to be so demanding in bed?” when he knows you didn’t cum. “Can’t you take care of it yourself?”
What does her lover do? He revels in her rampant sexuality. “I love that you are insatiable. I want you to be satisfied and can’t wait to see you cum harder than you ever have.”
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